I figured you were nervous, you kept fixing your hair and shifting your feet. Here’s some gum, trust me it helps the shaking. What are you doing over there? I’m trying to smoke downwind from you! One of the many downsides of hanging out with people who don’t smoke. I used to be the fat kid everyone made fun of. You know, you really suck at writing. Shut up! My teacher was awful and I blame her forever! You haven’t had teriyaki?!? Here, I’ll pay for you. You can’t use chopsticks? No, you don’t use them like that. You’re holding it too low. No, but your third finger there-you suck. See that Asian guy over there? He’s laughing at you on the inside. America would be sooo much better if you guys focused on making good food and actually ate it. Let me show you my frat and prove to you that not all frat guys are jerks, including me. Especially me. You really have no sense of direction, do you? Don’t you dare ever wear make up or get plastic surgery! Wow, you got your plans completely wrong. Well, this time you’ll be doing me a favor by hanging out with me, okay? And this is the best spot in the entire house, the deck. Just enjoy the wonderful view. The cemetery? Okay, ignore that side of the view. Look over heeeere. Wait, doesn’t the sun set in the east or the west? I think it’s this way in Malaysia… wouldn’t it be the same everywhere? I am so confused! You don’t swear? So you don’t say this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Whaaaat? Rant about Malaysian government. We need to go around Seattle and geocache around Washington like you said! Ugh, the rain here sucks. It’s so cold and small, so unlike Malaysian rain. Just look out here-okay, stop laughing. No, just listen! Oh my god! Okay, do you see the green? And that…whatever blue that is-Didn’t I say stop laughing? If it were raining, you wouldn’t be able to see this beautiful scenery! We’d be stuck inside miserable. Instead of saying a swear word I say fish. Oh my god, that’s awful. Say this in Spanish! Now say this! You actually know about Hindu scripture? Don’t worry about your nose, it’s perfect for your face. Just don’t change anything, okay?!? Do you remember anything I say? Okay, you have to remember the name of my frat. Just remember it like this (I already forgot haha). What happened to your feet? Haven’t you heard of socks? And sneakers? Why don’t you wear them? They’re soo much more comfortable and you can jump in them! You won’t ever make me go bra shopping for you randomly right? Okay, good. Whew. How do you carry that huge backpack? That’s so heavy and awful for you! You need to get rid of some stuff or carry two bags to even the weight. Ugh, women. No, don’t promise me you’ll take stuff out! You’ll just make an excuse for everything to be important. Don’t throw that filthy…tobacco at me! Well, I don’t have to now that you hit your head against the couch, stupid. I really like Skrillex a lot-okay, why are you laughing now? I think we can agree that I know everything. Of course I’m going to walk you to your dad’s car? I’m trying to be a gentleman here! Hey I’m not the bad*** here, that’s you. What? You admitted it! I did not! I can’t even swear! Weeellllll, you didn’t deny it when I said it. I give up, you win. Of course I do, I’m the smartest.
Overall, an amazing day. :) He would most likely be a bad person to date, but I can’t help but like him more and more. Just hanging out like this is enough though. Can’t wait for the play tomorrow!
